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简介：在这部超搞笑的兄弟喜剧中，过去和现在发生了碰撞，吸毒的懒鬼汉娜(梅兰妮·林斯基饰)被雇来扮演沃兹沃斯夫人(朱迪·格里尔饰)，一位死于1875年在沃兹沃斯庄园旅行的南方美女。汉娜，一团糟，认为她可以假装——直到沃兹沃斯夫人的鬼魂出现!在这部由贾斯汀·朗和瑞安·菲利普联袂主演的搞笑电影中，沃兹沃斯夫人告诉汉娜，是时候改变她狂野的生活方式了——她会一直缠着汉娜直到她改变。

简介：这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。　　An absurdist classic　　This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' . Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to keep moving!. Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

简介：世界人口迅速增长，礼物业务量巨增，圣诞老人不堪重负，决定全球范围内聘请”圣诞新人“。“三无废柴”邵八星，意外混进高手云集的决赛现场，与圣诞岛上的小鹿“小天真”组成了“逗比联萌”，不料却走进了大BOSS预设的陷阱里，各路人马斗法，“装备党”鏖战“逗比党”，圣诞节眼看就要被搞砸......

简介：四名新生渴望在他们的第一次高中聚会上大放异彩。但正如人们常说的，计划永远赶不上变化，麻烦总是难免。

简介：炭头（刘青云 饰）一直无法从被女友抛弃的阴影之中走出，终日生活在郁郁寡欢之中。某日，炭头邂逅了开朗乐观的阿荣（袁咏仪 饰），阿荣的快乐和单纯渐渐感染了炭头，久而久之，两人走到了一起，组成了家庭。　　阿荣一直希望能够拥有自己的孩子，但炭头一想到跟随着孩子而来的负重和责任便起了退却之心。终于，阿荣还是怀孕了，虽然心中有些龃龉，但炭头依然尽心尽力的照顾着阿荣。就在这个节骨眼上，炭头的前女友从法国归来约炭头相聚，就在那一日，阿荣的孩子胎死腹中。炭头用他的温柔包容着伤心欲绝的妻子，知道阿荣迎来了第二个孩子，然而，面对丈夫对胎儿无微不至的关心，阿荣起了疑心。

简介：In Naples, a voice from the skies announces one morning that the final judgment will be at 6 p.m. on that day. What follows is a series of vignettes depicting various people's reactions (or lack there of) to the announcement.

简介：石原里美主演的《质朴却厉害！校阅女孩·河野悦子》将在今秋推出SP，时间线是悦子调去lassy编辑部的一年后，此次的主线是木村佳乃饰演的新主编与悦子之间的战争，和幸人的恋爱也有描述。其他新追加卡司还有饰演幸人新担当编辑的佐野雏子。…

简介：以泰州市公安局海陵分局城中派出所为原型，故事讲述刚从警校毕业的张晓鸥分配到城中派出所做片儿警，被安排给社区修路和走访4000多户居民，并在所长的帮助下克服了自身问题毛病，从而成长为一名真的社区民警。

简介：这是一部非常真实的爱情喜剧电影，每个人都能从中找到自己的影子。　　年近30岁但一事无成的女生萧渝（papi酱 饰）在经历被炒鱿鱼、合租闺蜜突然宣布要抛弃她住进男友房子后，搬进了五环外一个简陋的出租屋内，这是她在这个大城市第九次搬家。　　迫于生计的萧渝决定去剧组看看机会，为了省钱把房子短租给了一个同样潦倒的小歌手季野（张超 饰）。可是很快萧渝又被剧组辞退，只能提前回京可季野的租期未满，萧渝竟成了沙发客。两人从窘迫到搭伙过日子，生活越来越甜蜜，发生了许多啼笑皆非的事情……生活总是一地鸡毛，但水逆总会过去，相信明天会好的！

简介：吉姆·格林（乔尔·埃哲顿 Joel Edgerton 饰）和辛蒂（詹妮弗·加纳 Jennifer Garner 饰）是一对婚后多年的夫妻，他们琴瑟合璧，生活无忧，美中不足的是一直没有小天使降临夫妻之间，虽然尝试各种办法，可最终一无所获，这也成为夫妻俩心中的隐痛。这一晚，格林夫妻将心中的渴望写在纸上，埋在院子里。是夜，狂风暴雨席不期而至。而伴随着大雨来到格林夫妻家中的，竟是一个满身泥泞、乖巧伶俐的十几岁小男孩。男孩自称蒂莫西（卡梅隆·CJ·亚当斯 Cameron 'CJ' Adams 饰），与格林夫妇为孩子预先取的名字一样。　　许是上苍听到了夫妻的愿望，为他们派来这样一个可爱贴心的小天使……

简介：女汉子张慧（周迅饰）从大学时期起就暗恋同学蠢萌宅男龚志强（黄晓明饰），可惜龚志强一直都把她当哥们儿，而且还坚持在事业有成之前保持单身，张慧只好就默默等待着。一次出差，志强邂逅了台湾软妹蓓蓓（隋棠饰），在蓓蓓的撒娇攻势下志强缴械投降，两人瞬间爱的天雷勾地火。张慧得知情况后大受打击，好在闺蜜——号称上海撒娇女王的阮美（谢依霖饰）出手相救，还找来了长江以南最强撒娇天团相助，誓要教张慧训练为撒娇达人，夺回真爱。一场腥风血雨的男神争夺战势在必行，究竟鹿死谁手？　　本片改编自罗曼夫的畅销情感书籍《会撒娇的女人最好命》。

简介：Katt Williams riffs on truth, lies, chicken wing shortages and the war on drugs in this electrifying stand-up special filmed in Las Vegas.